Saturday, December 31, 2011

Happy New year: Where Are They Now?

Where Are They Now?

President Obama’s Economics Dream Team

Berkeley, Chicago & Harvard

Governors Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jessie Ventura

Who cares?

Governor Jenifer Granholm

Having inherited a sinking economy, the Berkeley and Harvard grad rode it down and then fled Michigan to Berkeley when her term expired – don’t let the door hit you on the way out

Governor Rob Blagojevich

Visiting his predecessor Governor George Ryan in the federal pen

Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York

Enjoying his new child with his faithful wife Umma

Congressman Alan Grayson of Florida

Planning a comeback

Dominique Strauss-Kahn

The future leader of France is no more

Jon Corzine

The epitome of hubris and the destroyer of wealth

Conrad Murray

Celebrities who violate the law may be acquitted, but not doctors who kill


Paving the way for Italy, Portugal, and Spain, not to mention California

Vivian Schiller, Ron Schiller, & Ellen Weiss of NPR

Ask Juan Williams

Whitey Bulger

Please come to Boston

Kim Jong Il

He joins Francisco Franco in still being dead

Hosni Mubarak

Has he become a living mummy?

Muammar Gaddafi

Sleeping somewhere in the dessert

Osama bin Laden

He swims with the fishes

Christians in the Arab Mideast

The new Diaspora has begun

Occupy Wherever

Evicted by their political supporters

Joe Paterno

His name’s off a trophy and his wife is barred from the university swimming pool

Jim Tressel

Making replay calls for the Indianapolis Colts

The new LAUSD school menu

Food fight by the students

Notre Dame



Regis Philbun


Filene’s Basement


The light will shine on The White House


Twice sunk by GM

The old GM

Howrey LLP

Won’t be the last law firm to fail

Incandescent light bulb

Political burn out

Bank of America’s $5 debit fee

Verizon’s $2 payment fee

About as popular as the $2 bill

Coke’s new white cans

Didn’t Coke learn from the New Coke

Law & Order

Moved to London

Detroit 1-8-7

Who’s going to save Detroit?

L.A. Lakers

Meet Donald Sterling’s L. A. Clippers

Indianapolis Colts

See Jim Tressel, above

Mel Gibson

Met his Apocalypto

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