Where Are They Now?
President Obama’s Economics Dream Team
Berkeley, Chicago & Harvard
Governors Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jessie Ventura
Who cares?
Governor Jenifer Granholm
Having inherited a sinking economy, the Berkeley and Harvard grad rode it down and then fled Michigan to Berkeley when her term expired – don’t let the door hit you on the way out
Governor Rob Blagojevich
Visiting his predecessor Governor George Ryan in the federal pen
Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York
Enjoying his new child with his faithful wife Umma
Congressman Alan Grayson of Florida
Planning a comeback
Dominique Strauss-Kahn
The future leader of France is no more
Jon Corzine
The epitome of hubris and the destroyer of wealth
Conrad Murray
Celebrities who violate the law may be acquitted, but not doctors who kill
celebrities
Greece
Paving the way for Italy, Portugal, and Spain, not to mention California
Vivian Schiller, Ron Schiller, & Ellen Weiss of NPR
Ask Juan Williams
Whitey Bulger
Please come to Boston
Kim Jong Il
He joins Francisco Franco in still being dead
Hosni Mubarak
Has he become a living mummy?
Muammar Gaddafi
Sleeping somewhere in the dessert
Osama bin Laden
He swims with the fishes
Christians in the Arab Mideast
The new Diaspora has begun
Occupy Wherever
Evicted by their political supporters
Joe Paterno
His name’s off a trophy and his wife is barred from the university swimming pool
Jim Tressel
Making replay calls for the Indianapolis Colts
The new LAUSD school menu
Food fight by the students
Notre Dame
Football
Rudy
Regis Philbun
Borders
Filene’s Basement
Solyndra
The light will shine on The White House
Saab
Twice sunk by GM
The old GM
Howrey LLP
Won’t be the last law firm to fail
Incandescent light bulb
Political burn out
Bank of America’s $5 debit fee
Verizon’s $2 payment fee
About as popular as the $2 bill
Coke’s new white cans
Didn’t Coke learn from the New Coke
Law & Order
Moved to London
Detroit 1-8-7
Who’s going to save Detroit?
L.A. Lakers
Meet Donald Sterling’s L. A. Clippers
Indianapolis Colts
See Jim Tressel, above
Mel Gibson
Met his Apocalypto
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