I don’t want to hear or see anything about these celebrities, pseudo celebrities, quasi-celebrities. Dead, or alive, no mas! Not a word, not a sound, not a photo! Nada! Zippo! Zilch! Squat! This is my Do Not Disturb List.
Stop invading their privacy! Reward them with the sounds of silence.
I just don’t care
If they have something to say, they don’t
They’re just not that important
They had their 15 minutes of fame, sometimes more, but all too long
Ignore them, and they will go quietly away
To where? Who cares?
Nicholas Cage
Charlie Sheen
Tom Cruise
Mischa Barton
Megan Fox
Mel Gibson (Move to Australia)
Al Gore
Oksana Grigorieva
Paris Hilton
Michael Jackson
Jesse James
Levi Johnston
Angelina Jolie
Anyone named Kardashian
Madonna (Stay in England)
Sean Penn
Roman Polanski
Elvis Presley
Any Real Housewife of ....,
Ben Roethlisberger
Lindsay Lohan
Anna Nicole Smith
Snooki
The Donald
Amy Winehouse
Tiger Woods and any of his bimbos
Any silicone or Botox "Goddess"
The following celebrities have stayed out of the limelight in recent months or years, thereby being on probation from the Do Not Mention List
Alec Baldwin
Robert Downey, Jr.
Rob Lowe
Britney Spears
On the Cusp
Miley Cyrus
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