Occupy Wall Street
By all means, occupy Wall Street
Fill the Park Hyatt Hotel at 75 Wall Street and the upstairs condos
Take 40 Wall Street, the Trump Building, off the Donald’s hands
Occupy Trinity Church at Broadway at Wall. Take a break on Alexander Hamilton’s grave
Occupy the apartments and fitness center at 37 Wall Street
Occupy the condos at 55 Wall Street
Clean up your act
Get dressed at the Wall Street Custom Clothiers of Mercer Island, Washington
Occupy the Esquires Barbers and the Wall Street Café at 14 Wall Street - the last capitalists on Wall Street
Grab a bite at Bobby Van’s Steakhouse, and then occupy it across from the Exchange
Occupy the Deutsche Bank Building at 60 Wall Street, but that’s German
Go around the corner to the American International Building at 70 Pine Street, but AIG is bankrupt.
Occupy the restrooms, instead of using a police cruiser for that purpose
Occupy the Wall Street Cleaners in Texas
Wall Street is not Wall Street anymore
Occupy the Wall Street Journal offices by hiking up to Midtown. Make sure not to leave any bed bugs behind
Occupy the Morgan Stanley offices on the same hike to Midtown
Occupy Goldman Sachs, yes Goldman Sachs, in Battery Park
You’re decades late
Wall Street is not Wall Street anymore.
Occupy the Wall Street Deli, a franchise chain out of Alabama
While you’re occupying Wall Street, read the Bawl Street Journal on-line with your white earpods attached to IPod, ITouch, IPhone, and I Pad, from the philanthropic billionaire Steve Jobs.
Really occupy Wall Street, not Zuccotti Park a few blocks away
Your ancestors at Berkeley knew who they were, where they were and what they were protesting. Peoples Park, Free Speech, Cambodia and Kent State were real; Occupy Wall Street is not.