Sunday, July 18, 2010

Why Can't We Just Ignore These Buffoons/Celebrities?

I don’t want to hear or see anything about these celebrities, pseudo celebrities, quasi-celebrities. Dead, or alive, no mas! Not a word, not a sound, not a photo! Nada! Zippo! Zilch! Squat! This is my Do Not Disturb List.

Stop invading their privacy! Reward them with the sounds of silence.

I just don’t care

If they have something to say, they don’t

They’re just not that important

They had their 15 minutes of fame, sometimes more, but all too long

Ignore them, and they will go quietly away

To where? Who cares?

Nicholas Cage

Charlie Sheen

Tom Cruise

Mischa Barton

Megan Fox

Mel Gibson (Move to Australia)

Al Gore

Oksana Grigorieva

Paris Hilton

Michael Jackson

Jesse James

Levi Johnston

Angelina Jolie

Anyone named Kardashian

Madonna (Stay in England)

Sean Penn

Roman Polanski

Elvis Presley

Any Real Housewife of ....,

Ben Roethlisberger

Lindsay Lohan

Anna Nicole Smith


The Donald

Amy Winehouse

Tiger Woods and any of his bimbos

Any silicone or Botox "Goddess"

The following celebrities have stayed out of the limelight in recent months or years, thereby being on probation from the Do Not Mention List

Alec Baldwin

Robert Downey, Jr.

Rob Lowe

Britney Spears

On the Cusp

Miley Cyrus

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