Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, But How Well It Does It


Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, But How Well It Can Do It

“And so, my fellow Americans: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country.”

That was President Kennedy’s great inauguration speech. That was the Democratic Party 5 decades ago. That was the soaring rhetoric of a great speaker.

That was then.

This is now.

The November 6 election formalized the change to a society which asks what the country can do for it, from free Obama phones, free contraceptives, free lunches to free medical.

Let’s look at prime examples of what the government is doing for us.

The Post Office, the deliverer of traditional snail mail, reported a loss of $15.9 billion, billion – not million, dollars, an increase of 10.8 billion dollars from last year. The operating loss was 2.4 billion dollars.

The Post Office wants to eliminate Saturday delivery while constantly raising prices. Constant price increases accompanied by declining service is a hallmark of failure.

FedEx and UPS are profitable.

The Pension Benefit Guaranty Corp., the ultimate guarantor of American pensions, incurred a deficit of  $34 billion for the fiscal year ended September 30, 2012.  It has been operating at a deficit for 10 straight years.

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the mortgage providers seized by the federal government four years ago, have required $137 billion from the federal treasury to stay afloat.

Freddie and Fannie, along with the Federal Housing Administration (FHA) back 9 out of every 10 mortgages in the United States. The FHA does not buy mortgages, unlike Fannie and Freddie, but it insures 1/3 of the mortgages issued in America.

Warnings were issued when Freddie and Fannie failed that the FHA was going down the same path unless it changed its way. It continued down the perilous path. It just reported, after the election, that its liabilities exceed its assets by $16.3 billion because of rising mortgage deficiencies. 9.6% of its $1.08 trillion guaranteed mortgages are either at least 90 days in arrears or in foreclosure. Perhaps 1/6 of its insured mortgages are in arrears.

Let us not forget Amtrak. It received a $1.2 billion subsidy in 2012 and $1.8 billion appropriation this year. Only 5 of Amtrak’s 46 routes this year are expected to turn a profit.

Amtrak cannot even make money off food and beverages. It lot $834 million over the past decade on its food and beverage service. It sells a soda for $2, but the cost per soda, including labor, is $3.40.  It charges $9.50 for a hamburger, but its cost, including labor, is $16. Carl’s. Jr. profitably sells a $6 Burger for $4.99.

Amtrak now seeks $7 billion for upgrades to D.C.’s Union Station.

Amtrak is illustrative of mass transit in this country. The transit districts struggle to provide essential services to the urban communities at a reasonable cost to the riders. Fares go up, and routes are cut around the country. There's a limit to the public subsidies.

The same scenario exists with out great public universities. States cut the financing, tuition and costs escalate, and classes are cut.

The problem with liberalism, social democracy, that it promises more than it can deliver. The demands are infinite but the resources limited. The public fisc turns out not be a cornucopia.

As government promises more and more, it delivers less and less until Greece today and California tomorrow fails.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Will President Obama Save Twinkles?


Twinkies, a national tribute to unhealthy food, entered liquidation today, as did its siblings Ding Dongs,  Ring Dings, Yodels, Funny Buns, Donettes,  Ho Hos, and Dolly Madison, the late President’s wife. Wonder Bread, cupcakes, and the small fruit pies are no more. New Yorkers will mourn the loss of Drakes.

Interstate Baking Company (IBT), also known as Hostess, called it quits today. No more large or small wonders for Wonder Bread.

A tsunami of fast food junkies committed a run on Hostess stores and supermarkets - more ferocious than a run on the bank. Twinkies are being scalped online.

Who would have thought that Americans are addicted to the junk food of a bankrupt?

The Twinkies hoarders and speculators will discover if the chemically laden Twinkies will last forever.

State Fair goers will miss the savory taste of deep fried Twinkies.

We’ll miss the Twinkies Defense. I would miss the cupcakes, little fruit pies, and Sno Balls, but for the fact I’ve haven’t eaten any in many years.

(Little noticed in the loss of Twinkies is that Kowalski closed its four Polish Delis in metropolitan Detroit.)

The immediate tragedy of Hostess is not to America, but for the 18,500 workers who lost their jobs before Thanksgiving.

President Obama has vowed to save the middle class, which he equates to the unions. This is his opportunity to save a little of the middle class and over 12,000 union jobs.

The Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers, and Grain Millers International Union killed the financially precarious company by striking several of its plants. The workers were upset at management, or at least I of the 7 management teams of the past decade.

The company first entered bankruptcy in 2004 and emerged in 2009. One CEO, Brian Driscoll granted himself and others large salary packages. That’s never a winning argument when asking workers to make sacrifices. The union president said "people will only take so much"in cutting wages and benefits.  

They are now going to take less to prove their point.

A private equity firm, hedge funds and GE Capital brought Hostess out of bankruptcy, but saddled it with debt. It reentered bankruptcy earlier this year. Hostess Brands sought wage, health care, and pension benefits from its unions. They made concessions in the first bankruptcy.

The 5,680 BCTGM members at Hostess were going to teach management and the financiers a lesson. They bought into much of the class warfare of the last election. 92% rejected the last offer by the company and then selectively struck the company’s plants last week in spite of warnings.

They were playing chicken with management, which was not bluffing. It lacked the financial resources to survive the strike or to settle on the union’s terms.

The larger Teamsters, which represent 7,500 Hostess employees, settled, but not the BCTGM. The teamsters hired financial consultants to review the company's books. The report was that Hostess was in deep trouble, but it might be salvageable. 

The bakers were going to teach the company a lesson. A picket sign said “R.I.P. I.B.T.”

One worker in Seattle explained “We know we will probably lose our jobs, but if accept these concessions, standards for bakers and other workers will keep going down. We are taking it on the chin for workers all over.” The Union president called them "vulture capitalists."

If the workers were that upset, they could have quit. They did not have to take 13,500 innocent workers and their families done with them.

The Teamsters sucked it up; they were looking at saving the company and their jobs.

The bakers union was looking to punish the company.

Solidarity forever!

The good news for the laid off workers is that extended unemployment, food stamps and ObamaCare awaits.

                                                    Or

President Obama could answer the cry of solidarity. He resurrect Tarp to rescue Twinkies to save the unionized workplace, as well as earn the gratitude of all Americans, especially the 49% who voted against him. He could pay back the Teamsters for their support and bail out the bakers for their stupidity.


The campaign is over. He won.

All will be forgiven for a succulent Twinkie. Twinkies unify America.

The President should ask Michelle to temporarily suspend her campaign for healthy food and splurge on a Ding Dong before the camera. He could explain to Michelle that she could continue to eat lobsters in private.

Forget Benghazi, Petraeus, Israel, Gaza, or the Fiscal Clift. 

Twinkies have become the new symbol of America.

The President saved Twinkies.

If not, there’s still Little Debbie.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Friday is a Deer Hunting Holiday for Detroit


An urban lore of buying Detroit cars is don’t purchase cars made on Monday, Friday, or the first day of Hunting Season.

Hunting is a big sport in America with an estimated 11 million hunters. About 650,000 deer hunters participated in Michigan’s hunting season last year, adding up to a half billion dollar industry.

An estimated 700,000 hunters will take part in Michigan’s hunting season this year.

Much of America celebrates Veterans Day, a federal and state holiday. Banks, the post office and other businesses are closed on Veterans Day.

The Detroit auto manufacturers offered to make Veterans Day a paid holiday for the auto workers.

The UAW, representing its members, said that’s nice, but politely deferred. The union suggested that since Veterans Day will normally be about a week before the first day of deer hunting season, Detroit should make it a flexible holiday, so that a three day weekend could coincide with the start of the hunting season.

Many auto workers, who are highly patriotic, thereby honor our distinguished veterans by shooting a buck.

Saturday is the official start of Michigan’s hunting season for deer. Therefore, tomorrow is a paid holiday for Chrysler, Ford, and GM workers.

Illinois’ begins on Sunday with Indiana and Wisconsin opening their seasons on Monday. Ohio starts later on November 26.

The auto companies did not have a choice in the matter. If Veterans Day remained a paid holiday, the Big Three would be faced with a high "sick" leave rate about a week later on the opening of hunting season. The quality of the cars built on that day would drop, and the “sick” workers would receive a day of sick leave.

Many might grieve for the targets, the White Tail Deer. Never forget that a hunter orphaned Bambi.

The deer population dropped to half a million in the late 1800’s. The deer though are very prolific. With natural enemies, such as pumas and wolves decimated in much of their range, the estimated white tail deer population in the United States is between 20-25 million.

They breed faster than the hunter’s shot or the archer’s arrow.

The problem for America is that this holiday adds to Detroit’s economic disadvantage. The imported car manufacturers don’t take the day off.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Over the Top Reactions to President Obama's Reelection


Clearly, not every American is enamored with the election results. President Obama won reelection in a heavily divided electorate.

He won, and that’s what matters. He will now try through executive orders and administrative regulations, if legislation is impossible, to fulfill his vision as a transformative President.

His vision is one I fundamentally disagree with. He wishes to transform the American people from one of self-reliance and independence, from one of entrepreneurship and drive, to a people dependent and reliant upon the government, his government.

His vision was thus shown in that God-awful Julia slide show, whereby Julia is dependent upon President Obama, the great father figure, for everything and each step in her life.  It would have been labeled a brilliant satire if prepared by Governor Romney mocking the President.

Alas, it is a sad self-portrait of the Obama mindset.

Alas, elections have consequences, and he was elected. That’s the nature of democracy. Your people may lose, decisively lose, and they did.

Many Americans have gone to extreme lengths to express their displeasure with the election results.

Let’s ignore the thousands who have threatened or vowed to leave the United States. Only a few will renounce their American citizenship. I’m not moving to Canada, Australia, or anywhere else. I love America too much.

Then there are those who wish to secede from America. The petitions are spreading like a prairie fire. Over 800,000 thousand signatures seeking secession have been received in the past couple of days from every state. Secession was tried and failed 150 years ago. It’s not going anywhere today.

Several Americans are exercising their First American Rights by flying the American Flag upside down.

Other citizens have taken action into their own hands.

Some students at Ole Miss rioted a few hours after the election results, spewing out racial epithets. It did not catch on nationally.

Holly Solomon, a 26 year old, six months pregnant rabid Romney supporter in Arizona. She fears a second Obama Administration will be devastating to her family business. She and her husband have been engaged in many heated political debates. Her response this time when she found out he hadn’t voted was to run him over in her SUV.

Henry Hamilton in Key West, proprietor of a tanning salon, told his partner that he was not going to be around long if Obama were reelected. He committed suicide from a drug overdose two days after the election, leaving behind a living will, which said “Do not revive. Fuck Obama.”

Cope Reynolds, owner of the Southwest Shotting Authority in Pinetop, Arizona advertised his new store's policy of not selling guns to ammo to Obama voters: "If you are dumb enough to vote for Obama again - after four years of this - I don't think you are responsible enough to own a firearm. I don't care who it makes mad."

Anecdotal stories exist of doctors retiring early, reducing their practices, exiting Medicare and the like.

Other stories are of employers laying off workers or converting employees to part time status.

To paraphrase Bette Davis,  “Fasten your set belt; it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

Monday, November 12, 2012

Questions From Last Tuesday's Election


Questions, Questions, Questions 

How can we continue to claim the United States is a center right country?

How can the three states with the highest unemployment rate, California, Nevada, and Rhode Island, vote to reelect the incumbent President?

How could the President win reelection in the worst economy since the Great Depression?

How could Karl Rove, Dick Morris, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, et al, have been so wrong?

Is it possible that 59 districts with 19,605 votes will cast 19,605 votes for President Obama and 0 for Governor Romney?

Is it possible that a similar result could have occurred in Cuyahoga County, Ohio?

How could many of the polls, which were wrong four years ago, could be right Tuesday and vice versa?

Will the mainstream media take a refresher course in journalism?

Why didn’t Governor Romney respond in some way to the $100 million, vicious anti-Romney advertising campaign last summer?

Why was Governor Romney’s strategy after the first debate seemingly that of Governor Tom Dewey in 1948?

Where was the Republican ground game, especially in Florida, Wisconsin, and Ohio?

What happened to the 3 million McCain voters who did not vote for Governor Romney?

What will President Obama do the next 4 years? No, not his agenda, but what will he physically do with his time?

    He spent the last year campaigning full time for reelection. Before that he golfed, vacationed, and fundraised assiduously, with time out for using the Bully Pulpit.

Will he become President in fact, or continue as a dilettante playing at President?

Will the second term curse strike? If so, when?

Will future campaigns become a year long negative campaign of personal destruction?

What would Ayn Rand think today?

What if Sarah Palin had run?

What will happen in 2014?

Sunday, November 11, 2012

The 2012 Election's Bad Quotes; Did they Really Say That?


Quotes From the 2012 Election Cycle

Our campaigns can be long with candidates on the road 24/7 often with little sleep. They may let slip spontaneous ill-spoken statements out of exhaustion. They may also let slip Freudian remarks. And then there are the maliciously calculated statements. Sometimes we don’t know which are which.

Here is a sample of statements during this election cycle. Take them as they are, and then add your own..

Governor Romney

     I like being able to fire people

     I’ll bet you $10,000

     The answer is self-deportation

    My job is not to worry about 47% of the population

President Obama

     The private sector is doing fine

     If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build it

     I guess there weren’t that many shovel ready jobs after all
 
     Vote for me out of revenge

     You can’t change Washington from the inside

     You know. Children have good instincts.They look at the other guy and say 'That's a bullshitter. I can tell'

Vice President Biden  (can only do a sample)

     There’s never been a day in the last four years that I’ve been proud to be his Vice President, not a single day

      How can they justify raising taxes on the middle class that’s been buried the past four years?

      Where is it written that we cannot lead th world in the 20th Century in making automobiles?

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid

       He’s [Romney] coming to a state [Utah} where there are a lot of members of the LDS Church. They understand that he is not the face of Mormonism

Congressman Paul Ryan

     It would take me too long to go through all the math

Newt Gingrich

      I don’t think right wing social engineering is any more desirable than left-wing social engineering

Stephanie Cutter

         Either Mitt Romney, through his own words and his own signature, was misrepresenting his position at Bain to the SEC, which is a felony. Or, he was misrepresenting his position at Bain to the American people to avoid the consequences of his investments.

David Axelrod

      President Obama’s exhilaration “is coming from his loins”

John Burton, Chair of the California Democratic Committee

     “They [Republicans] lie and they don’t care if people think they lie. Joseph Goebbels – the Big Lie…..”

      Congressman Ryan told a “bold-faced lie, and he doesn’t care that it was a lie. That was Goebbels, the Big Lie.”

Rush Limbaugh

      What does it say about the college co-ed Sandra Fluke, who goes before a Congressional Committee and essentially says she must be paid to have sex, What does that mean? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.


                Post-election Quote

Daniel W. Isaacs on Senator Kirstin Gillibrand

      She is so in over her head, to me it’s unfortunate she is a U.S. Senator. It’s an example of why we are where we are as a country that we don’t have people of substance who really can step up She’s Chuck Schumer’s lap dog
   
Chris Matthews

      “I’m so glad we had that storm last week…. No, politically I should say – nothing terms of hurting people. The storm brought in possibilities for good politics.”

       (Just think; he got a tingle up his leg four years ago)



                                      The Despicable Quotes
     

Congressman Todd Akin

      If it’s a legitimate rape, then the female body has ways to shut the whole down.

Indiana Secretary of State Richard Mourduck

     I just struggled with it myself for a long time but then I came to realize that life is a gift from God. That I think even if life begins in the horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen